Neologisms

Plaxicate (verb) - to ruin one's life through a serious of totally avoidable mistakes

Poopy-trap (noun) - (1) a foul smelling area which one will unknowingly pass through; (2) a foul smelling area between others and the exit to the room; origin: Becky

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Payrents - parents who continue to financially support their children after college